Amusing Bumper Stickers


 

  • Don't honk, I'm pedaling as fast as I can.

  • If you can read this bumper sticker, you're in range.

  • OUT OF MY MIND...back in 5 min.

  • Cover me I'm changing lanes.

  • Sometime I wake up grumpy, other times I let her sleep in.

  • Your kid may be an honor student, but you're an idiot.

  • Where the's a will I want to be in it.

  • I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.

  • I still miss my "EX" but my aim is getting better.

  • A closed mouth gathers no foot.

  • If women can have PMS then I can have ESPN.

  • Constipated people don't give a crap.

  • If you can read this I've lost my trailer.

  • This van protected by Smith & Wesson.

  • It's not how you pick your nose, it's where you put the booger.

  • Work harder. People on welfare depend on you.

  • Be nice to your kids, they choose your nursing home.

  • Some people are alive only because its illegal to kill them.

  • Horn doesn't work. Watch for finger.

  • I only do what the voices in my head tell me to.

  • Hang up and drive.

  • Keep honking, I'm reloading.

  • One good thing about Alzheimer's is you get to met new people everyday.

  • I want to die asleep, like my grandfather. Not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.

  • KENTUCKY: 5 million people.....15 last names!!!