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- Don't honk, I'm pedaling as fast as I can.
- If you can read this bumper sticker, you're in range.
- OUT OF MY MIND...back in 5 min.
- Cover me I'm changing lanes.
- Sometime I wake up grumpy, other times I let her sleep in.
- Your kid may be an honor student, but you're an idiot.
- Where the's a will I want to be in it.
- I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
- I still miss my "EX" but my aim is getting better.
- A closed mouth gathers no foot.
- If women can have PMS then I can have ESPN.
- Constipated people don't give a crap.
- If you can read this I've lost my trailer.
- This van protected by Smith & Wesson.
- It's not how you pick your nose, it's where you put the booger.
- Work harder. People on welfare depend on you.
- Be nice to your kids, they choose your nursing home.
- Some people are alive only because its illegal to kill them.
- Horn doesn't work. Watch for finger.
- I only do what the voices in my head tell me to.
- Hang up and drive.
- Keep honking, I'm reloading.
- One good thing about Alzheimer's is you get to met new people everyday.
- I want to die asleep, like my grandfather. Not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.
- KENTUCKY: 5 million people.....15 last names!!!
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