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- Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up,
darnit, all of you just shut UP!"
- Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.
- Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got
enough air in there?"
- Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-
down.
- Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting
off.
- When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then
act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
- Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask
them to call you Admiral.
- On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open
until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the
bottom.
- Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've
got new socks on!"
- Meow occasionally.
- Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
- Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
- Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of
THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
- Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.
- When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?"
- Say "Ding!" at each floor.
- Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.
- Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
- Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other
passengers that this is your "personal space."
- Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
- Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
- When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the
shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
- Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go
back for more.
- Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong
ones.
- Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know
what floor you're on.
- Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After
awhile, let the doors close and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"
- Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then
scream, "That's mine!"
- Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.
- Move your desk in to the elevator and whenever someone gets on,
ask if they have an appointment.
- Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they'd like to play.
- Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on ask them if
they hear something ticking.
- Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures
and exits with the passengers.
- Ask, "Did you feel that?"
- Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.
- When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't
panic, they open up again."
- Swat at flies that don't exist.
- Tell people that you can see their aura.
- Call out, "group hug!", then enforce it.
- Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut
up, all of you, just shut up!"
- Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask,
Got enough air in there?"
- Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without
getting off.
- Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror,
"You're one of THEM!" and back away slowly.
- Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other
passengers.
- Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.
- Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
- Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, and then announce,
"I have new socks on."
- Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the
other passengers, "This is my personal space!"
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