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- Man who run in front of car get tired.
- Man who run behind car get exhausted.
- Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
- Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
- Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
- Man with one chopstick go hungry.
- Man who scratch butt should not bite fingernails.
- Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
- Baseball all wrong; man with four balls cannot walk.
- War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
- Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
- Man who drive like hell, bound to get there fast.
- Man who stand on toilet, high on pot.
- Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
- Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
- Man who fart in church sit in pew.
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