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- "Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy."
- "Someone call the janitor - we're going to need a mop."
- "Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness"
- "Bo! Bo! Come back with that! Bad Dog!"
- "Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?"
- "Hand me that....uh....that uh....thingie."
- "Oh no! I just lost my Rolex."
- "Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?"
- "Darn, there go the lights again..."
- "Ya know, there's big money in kidneys. Heck, the guy's got two of 'em."
- "Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!"
- "Could you stop that thing from beating? It's throwing my concentration off..."
- "What's this doing here?"
- "I hate it when they're missing stuff in here..."
- "That's cool! Now can you make his leg twitch?!"
- "I wish I hadn't forgotten my glasses."
- "Well folks, this will be an experiment for us all."
- "Sterile, shcmerile. The floor's clean, right?"
- "Anyone see where I left that scalpel?"
- "And now we remove the subject's brain and place it in the body of the ape."
- "OK, now take a picture from this angle. This is truly a freak of nature."
- "This patient has already had some kids, am I correct?"
- "Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card?"
- "Don't worry. I think it's sharp enough."
- "What do you mean "You want a divorce"!"
- "She's gonna blow! Everybody take cover!!!"
- "FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out now!!"
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