Quotes
This is a collection of quotes I've heard or
seen on the internet that I absolutely love.

  • "Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you'll be a mile away and you'll have their shoes."

  • "I'm a nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore I'm perfect. :-)"

  • "If at first you don't succeed... then skydiving isn't for you."

  • "There are 10 kinds of people in the world - those that understand binary numbers and those that don't."

  • "omgwtf xb0x r teh p00py" - person on GameFAQs

  • "The lag here is horrible! It took me three days to respawn! - Jesus Christ"

  • "How come fat girls think they're hot and hot girls think they're fat?"

  • "After the Apocalypse and when the earth is a barren wasteland with no living thing, there will still be Final Fantasy." - Duran of Forcena (of GameFAQs)

  • "Love goes toward love, as schoolboys from their books;
     But love from love, toward school with heavy looks."

  • "wink wink wink, blink blink blink, it's an optomotrist's life for meeeee" - The Dark Caller

  • "Dude, this sucks like your mom when the rent's due!" - RedvsBlue

  • "No diamond discovered is chiseled in perfection." - Unknown

  • "If you look deep into a loved one's eyes, you can see the optic nerve."